No Good Deed (2014)
No one can resist Stringer Bell’s charms.
The Giver (2014)
Wow, I had no idea that Katie Holmes was in this until I saw the poster.
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
Why wait almost a decade to make a sequel to a movie that was a big hit?
The Expendables 3 (2014)
It wasn’t offensively bad, but this movie was boooooooring.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Guess what I will never pay to see.
I’m totally going to see this movie, but the whole “10% of your brain” cliche is just so overdone.
Wish I Was Here (2014)
I was looking forward to seeing this, but then I read Filmdrunk’s review and my hopes for a good movie sank considerably. I then made this poster just because of the awesome pull quote.
Poor Melissa McCarthy. I fear that her Oscar nomination was the peak of her career.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
This movie was TERRIBLE.
Jersey Boys (2014)
The least marketed movie of the year.
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
I’ve heard this is actually pretty good, but it’s always fun to hate on Tom Cruise.
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Gee, who could have predicted that a spoof Western would do poorly at the box office? /sarcasm
Will Adam Sandler ever make a worthwhile movie again? My money is on “no.”
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)
I can’t believe this movie was made. Even more unbelievable is the fact that it apparently had a $70 million budget!